This will be short, but it didn't fit in with my other entry today and I wanted to share.
The kids have a new babysitter and I went over the rules with them as I always do when a sitter comes. No other kids over, do what she says, brush your teeth, be on your best behavior, etc. So Emma made a list of expectations for herself while in the sitter's care. Though I don't remember all of them word-for-word, I remember the last one precisely:
1 - Brush my teeth
2 - Keep my room clean
3- Be on my beast behavior
The question is, since this is Emma, was that REALLY a misspelling? We'll never know. But if she's is ever in a rock band I'm going to insist she call it "Beast Behavior."
Also, in other kid fun, I made Christopher eat all of his corn last night and he tilted his head back and cried miserably, "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH! I WISH CORN NEVER EXISTED!"
Dig the drama.
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Next time he rues the day corn was invented, try reminding him that without corn, the majority of snack food would not exist as it is... Let's just take a moment to remember the gummy bears (or maybe it was worms you wrote about).
-Rosie
This is so true! Fritos would be completely out of the picture! Thank you lopsided pigeon!
I thought of Fritos immediately as well.
Are friend pork rinds made from corn? I think that's a legitimate question.
Word Verification: sliypu - (I looked it up, and it's indecent of me to pass this on in a public forum. Beastly word!)
Methinks that little Christopher becomes a bit more like Emma every day.
As for Emma's list, I would like to see an illustrated version please.
And as for Claire, has she found a good attorney for a pro bono action against that dreadful ice cream man?
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